Hi-Tech Fluff!

[zoethe]

Here you go; the answer to all your magickal (or maybe majickal) needs, Spellkaster software! Using "radionic energy" that's all around us, this little gem will bring you love, health, wealth, and vengence upon thine enemies, just by entering their names into your PC and letting your computer auto-kast. It also promises instant patience (though

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[akacat]

[beetiger]

Wow. I really thought that was a parody when I looked at it, but the clickthrough goes to a real shopping cart. Mind-boggling!

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[zoethe]

It's real. The site also features a book on uncovering the secrets of the occult and another on Nostradamus.

Cyberpaganism reaches new lows. Pretty soon we'll be getting spam promising to make our wands larger.

[thornsilver]

Hmmm... Radionic energy, seven spells, and a $52 rebate. What else do you need for bliss?

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[zoethe]

Ginsu knives?

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[law_witch]

ohohoh - a jello mold in the shape of Wyoming that when fliped upside down is the shape of Colorado?????

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[zoethe]

Wow. That would be so kewl....

[ex_taliesin36]

omfg wtf?!1 i am t3h get that now!11 i am t3h l337 magickjickiannxxorzz biyotch n i hav t3h l337 warez 4 t3h spellzxxorz!11 kthxbye

Indeed.

[simianlovedoc]

Windoze users will buy anything, won't they?

That's awesome! Thanks for the link.

[zoethe]

Hey, now, don't be makin' generalizations about computer users. Stupidity may be common, but not universal.

Glad you liked it - I was highly amused myself. Love the music, too!

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[simianlovedoc]

Not making generalizations, they bought Windoze, didn't they? ;-) I just found it amusing that it was available for Windoze only. Apparently, Macintosh, Linux, and Unix users aren't demanding similar software for their platforms.

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[zoethe]

Maybe they generate inferior levels of radionic energy. [g]