Hi-Tech Fluff!

[zoethe]

Here you go; the answer to all your magickal (or maybe majickal) needs, Spellkaster software! Using "radionic energy" that's all around us, this little gem will bring you love, health, wealth, and vengence upon thine enemies, just by entering their names into your PC and letting your computer auto-kast. It also promises instant patience (though

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[silverwitch]

whew. Thank goodness! I've been waiting for this all my life! Thank you Acme Witches!

[zoethe]

But if your sworn enemy is a Roadrunner, don't use it.

Re: Roadrunner

[zoethe]

You're messing with forces beyond your ken there. I'm warning you - don't do it.

[haust]

Disclaimer at bottom of page:
WARNING : RADIONIC ENERGY IS A POWERFUL FORCE. THIS SOFTWARE IS NOT TO BE USED FOR ANY MALICIOUS OR ILLEGAL PURPOSES.

Ahahahaha. Thanks for that.

Re:

[zoethe]

WHICH IS WHY WE INCLUDE NOT ONE BUT TWO REVENGE SPELLS.

I love the disclaimer.

[erynnsilver]

lol