Oh, Daddy...

[non_returnable]

My dad is hilarious. He's a total packrat, never getting rid of something unless it's 20+ years old and his daughter forces him to because Dad, you seriously look like a homeless pimp in that shirt that's too tight and worn down to sheerness and threadbare-ity. He'll keep the same pair of shoes forever, because they're a brand name and were given

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[anonymous]

What about walking into a dress shop and asking if you can borrow the steamer for a few minutes. Or see if they can do it for you.

[non_returnable]

Perhaps I will, my anonymous friend.