Some people say that penis can be green. Jesus Jack without a hat says that Sarah will eat a ginormous mouse(as in this). Yo mama say dat dis book ain't nuttin ta fuck wit cause it be chris-like playayayayayayaya ( Read more... )

So, we were talking today and came to the conclusion that mullets aren't that bad. We've moved on to something much worse.

We've all seen them, walking down the street with those pigtails, and those fishnets, and those damn shoes.

Yup, that's right.

Scene Bitches.

so all of us are working for the summer.
we all need to call each other.

while two of us were seeing mean girls, we saw some heavy duty business in the front, party in the back. it was intense. in fact, it was so intense that one of us called the rest of us while in the movie theater to inform the rest of us about the mullet sighting.
woah.

does anyone else love this hit clay aiken song as much as we do ( Read more... )

one of us is starting to like the old man.
he's actually pretty good in bed.

One of us fucked the old man.

In our room.

The old man won't go away.

One of us is embarassed to be associated with this group.

There's an old man knocking on one of our doors.

We've decided that mullets aren't that bad. Rat tails on the other hand, that's a different story. And soul patches.

One of us fucked another old man. But, this time it was in the Russel Parking lot.