Computer broke. I didn't feel like getting it fixed. Decided I'd just get a new one eventually.

That was about a month ago, but I've got a new one now. This would be my official 'still not dead' notice.

If someone wants to tell the five-hundred clones of me running around to go away, that'd be appreciated.

They're ruining my reputation.

I think I'm genuinely surprised that at least three people who have tried to kill me in the past are in this world, and they haven't yet attempted to finish their failed jobs.

Guess we'll just wait and see how long that lasts.

( Tifa )

...I need a job to distract myself from this fanfiction crap.

...

From one headache to another.

This is the last thing I was expecting.

...

This isn't where we're supposed to be.

( Tifa )

...Right.

( Marlene )

getting very hungry

Been walking for about a day. You'd think I'd come across something besides monsters by now. Weird looking things, too.

This place is a lot different from the Planet.

Waking up naked and lost was not on my list of things to do today.