yesterday i shaved my beard
now i have big sideburns
and the face of a baby
with a soul patch

i sued bally total fitness today
against all odds
i won
victory!

happy birthday betty.

i love organic v8.

and red heads.

No More NightmaresI got the shakes so bad just thinking about the slick pavement at night when my astigmatism clouds up my vision. Everyone else wanted to hurry home. After all it was the last night of tour and Detroit was only about five hours from Cincinnati with the trailer. Several factors play in to the reason I decided to buy a Greyhound ( Read more... )

vegas to detroit
i'm up $938 dollars
when i counted the money my dick got hard
Michael Jackson is innocent
-Geraldo

[f]a[n]c[y] [f] a [n] c [ y ]

2004 was one of the worst years of my entire life so far. 2005 is going to be good. it's starting off awesome. i've been fucking around with some really weird tunings lately. i've been loving music so much this year. i can't wait to start this fucking record.

making this official doesn't make it any scarier or anything.
the holidays are the worst for my sister and i.
eventually i'm going to have to start looking out for my best interests in order to survive.

clear the air whenever you can ( Read more... )

my jaw now requires an appliance 24 hours a day
i'm growing out my hair, my beard, and my nails
i have a fear of cardboard boxes
i recorded a holiday song with chris koltay and you can hear it herethe change of weather and the metal in my body are having a heated argument ( Read more... )

Small's
9:30
18+

Rescue
The Silent Years
The Picture (NY)

tonight is the first official show with our new, highly controversial member, Cassie.

see ya.

i paid off my credit card today. 2005 is for the children.