but, not a whole hell of a lot has changed. i'm still funny looking. i still drink/work/swear/approach too much. i still dream about zombies. i still listen to sappy music. i still wear glasses. i still wish my tits were smaller. i still don't eat pigs. i still have a huge crush on cate blanchett. i still hate chocolate ( Read more... )

now that i have cable, i no longer have patience for anything that lasts more than 30 minutes. this includes EVERYTHING from sex to showering to conversations to food preparation. i feel like everything starts with !!! and ends with ...

Cabot Street Pub in Chicopee, MA is looking for live, acoustic talent to fill 1-2 hour slots on Saturday nights. All types of music are welcome, including alternative and classic rock, blues, bluegrass, country, covers, original music, and experimental jigs. Pay will depend on experience, exposure and applause. Please contact me via Myspace or at ( Read more... )

so, yesterday, i saw the spoon video that the yolanda and steve video from toys is based on. i nearly pissed my pants from laughing. also, i watched about seven hours of cable television. i'm glad i only need to binge watch once or twice a year to pretty much feel back in the loop.

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i'd post about how shitty my life is, but i'm wasting way too much time being amused, instead. HEH.

my favorite thing to do when i'm bored is go on livejournal and read about how everyone has lost faith in people, thinks everyone is fake, doesn't feel like they're getting the attention they deserve, has no real friends, sucks at life, feels like the world owes them a break...etc ( Read more... )

how does dominique swain manage to find movies where she is running in at least one scene? doesn't she realize she runs like a retard? makes me wish i owned a rifle. i'm goddamn bored. i woke up early, assuming i had to work because i've worked every monday morning for the last five months, but noooooo. i wasn't due in until four. felt like i ( Read more... )

i've been having these really odd dreams involving crispin glover...dunno why. maybe it's because my bed is busted and my dreaming chakra is tilted. i need a new boxspring, or maybe some slabs of wood. i think slabs of wood would be cheaper. i'm sleeping on the futon, tonight. i can't handle this.

last night was absolutely devastating on about three million different levels. i wish i could re-live it over and over for eternity, and, like, repent or some shit. i'm pretty sure that would make me the running candidate for good karma next life around. god loves selfish, crazy eyed people ( Read more... )

tareyton cigarettes and a 40. surprised to be relaxed. working a lot. memory failing. a good thing. moving on. red lights and red wine. i stole it. i want to steal more.