Can I Get Some Help?

[nokotowari]

18 year old schoolboy is being hunted by a silver-haired demonic homocidal psychopath with a really sharp sword, please advise.

If any of you have any suggestions for how I can survive for more than a day, I'd really appreciate a private telling about it. I don't know when I'll next be able to find 'net access, but if I don't respond in a week,

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[stylishflair]

...my brother did what now?

[nokotowari]

That maniac was your brother? I'm not sure if he managed to survive or not, but he apparently was paid to make sure I died.

He almost succeeded.

Do you have any suggestions about how to call him off? I probably can't match even a fraction of what he was offered, but... if it'll save my life, I'll offer almost anything I have.

[stylishflair]

Definitely my brother. He's the only person who'd be stupid enough to take mercenary work while he's being looked for as a serial killer. He's alive. He's off sulking in his room or something. So who took out a contract on you?

[nokotowari]

You're asking the wrong person; I've never been hunted before. All I know is that he was paid a lot for it. If you find out, let me know?

...maybe it's just me and my half-dozen stab wounds, but are you sure he's not a serial killer?

[the_su_girl]

EEEEEEEEEE!!! ;___; That's HORRIBLE, su! Lemme knows what I can do ta help ya, okies? T_T

[ ooc: ... -smacks self- So I messed up the HTML. Just reposting the comment instead. Tra-la-la. ]