I think it's time to do another drabble request post! (This is, of course, code for "I'm staring at a blank doc and have no clue what to write
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“It must be the best, really, being a vampyre,” Andrew continued. “I mean, I bet you got to see all sorts of amazing things. Like the original airing of Star Trek. I’ve tried watching it on VHS on a tv from the correct era, but it didn’t feel authentic, even when I wore my World’s Fair t-shirt. Also, was there really any controversy with spoilers about the ending of--”
Spike cut him off. “Not really what I was concerned with, pup.”
“But being a vampyre is like living history! Think of all the milestones. You must have, like, vaults sequestered away filled with valuables. Like mint-condition action figures and collectable statuettes,” Andrew continued. Spike rested his head in his hands.
Spike showed the whites of his eyes, then gave him a level look. “Well, then, how ‘bout it? Want to be a bloodsucker? Here’s your one-time limited offer.”
Andrew nearly fell off his chair. Spike - William the Bloody himself, Slayer of Slayers, Blight of Mankind - had offered to become his sire. To make him an immortal creature of the
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“It must be the best, really, being a vampyre,” Andrew continued. “I mean, I bet you got to see all sorts of amazing things. Like the original airing of Star Trek. I’ve tried watching it on VHS on a tv from the correct era, but it didn’t feel authentic, even when I wore my World’s Fair t-shirt. Also, was there really any controversy with spoilers about the ending of--”
Spike cut him off. “Not really what I was concerned with, pup.”
“But being a vampyre is like living history! Think of all the milestones. You must have, like, vaults sequestered away filled with valuables. Like mint-condition action figures and collectable statuettes,” Andrew continued. Spike rested his head in his hands.
Spike showed the whites of his eyes, then gave him a level look. “Well, then, how ‘bout it? Want to be a bloodsucker? Here’s your one-time limited offer.”
Andrew nearly fell off his chair. Spike - William the Bloody himself, Slayer of Slayers, Blight of Mankind - had offered to become his sire. To make him an immortal creature of the ( ... )
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I ♥ Andrew! And SPIKE! You are my hero. I love you! *snuggles*
And all the amazing geekatude references - you HIT them all. Someone has been watching Doctor Who methinks. FYI Martha > Rose!
*DEAD*
This was absolute perfection! *so happy*
WEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH!1!
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Haahaha, I literally stared at the screen thinking, "What is the dorkiest thing to reference here? *looks around*" Yay dorkitude! (Martha PWNS Rose.)
I'm so glad it met your expectations! ;) *hearts you*
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