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[nojuice4kevin]

Okay, I'm currently in another universe, with a talking rock, and an alien device that appears too valuable for me to hawk it.

Name's Kevin Levin. I don't suppose whoever brought me here was nice enough to bring my ride?

And Tennyson, if you're here? I'm blaming you for this.

Comments

[uberlikehermama]

Hi Mr. Levin! Are you new to the Digital World too?

[nojuice4kevin]

Digital World, huh? What is this then? A virtual reality simulation, or "I got physically downloaded into something" kind of thing?

Those are always headaches.

[uberlikehermama]

Umm... I think it's the second one.

Maybe... umm, I'm kinda new here too.

[nojuice4kevin]

... How old are you?

[guardian_haylin]

...He sounds soooooo much like Caleb!

Hi! I'm Hay Lin, my partner's Hawkmon and I think Ben mentioned you once or twice.

Like more than 3 times if my memory's really back on track! ^^

(OOC: Strikes-thoughts.)

[nojuice4kevin]

You know Ben? Where is the little buttmunch anyway? I need to punch him.

[guardian_haylin]

His attitude on the other hand...NOT like Caleb's! At least he respected us on some level.

I know him; where are you at? He's in Tetha right now.

[nojuice4kevin]

Depends. What's Tetha, anyway?

[mrmew_tamer]

Hi! Welcome to a different world. Since no one's really mentioned it yet, Yggdasil brought you here to help save it!

[nojuice4kevin]

And what's Yggdrasil?

[mrmew_tamer]

O-oh! Yggdrasil is the...um, sort of god here. He takes people from their worlds so they can help here.

[nojuice4kevin]

God.

Huh. Right.

[omni_heroine]

/facepalm

I knew it was too good to last. You'd better not be after Ben again!

[nojuice4kevin]

... Gwen? Why do you sound all squeaky and prepubescent?

[omni_heroine]

... you're BEN'S Kevin aren't you? Ugh, this is going to be a headache. Gotta poke him when he wakes up.

Cause I am. I'm 12.

[nojuice4kevin]

Huh. You're twelve?

[teethofneedles]

Welcome to insanity, kid.

[nojuice4kevin]

I'm nowhere near unfamiliar to it. Been living in it since I was born.

[Voice]

[teethofneedles]

[Voice is a dry rasp] Try being a zombie.

Re: [Voice]

[nojuice4kevin]

Try being a freak with energy absorbing powers whose parents hated you.

And then try being turned into a generic freakshow, forced to fight in some cockamamey tournament, get lost in space, and then when you finally get a chance to go home and get revenge, you up and get stuck in a inter-dimensional PRISON JUNKYARD because your own ally is a moron.

Then you get out, turn more or less normal... and then level your head a bit.

Still no picnic.