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[nojuice4kevin]

Okay, I'm currently in another universe, with a talking rock, and an alien device that appears too valuable for me to hawk it.

Name's Kevin Levin. I don't suppose whoever brought me here was nice enough to bring my ride?

And Tennyson, if you're here? I'm blaming you for this.

Comments

[uberlikehermama]

Hi Mr. Levin! Are you new to the Digital World too?

[nojuice4kevin]

Digital World, huh? What is this then? A virtual reality simulation, or "I got physically downloaded into something" kind of thing?

Those are always headaches.

[uberlikehermama]

Umm... I think it's the second one.

Maybe... umm, I'm kinda new here too.

[nojuice4kevin]

... How old are you?

[uberlikehermama]

I'm nine.

[nojuice4kevin]

Huh.

This place is dangerous, kid. Don't get eaten by something.

[uberlikehermama]

Umm... thank you?

[nojuice4kevin]

...

Uh. Sure.

[lil_fonic_hym]

I-I'm nine too! And it is dangerous but so far only from things not from here... A-and things don't come out and eat you all the time...

[nojuice4kevin]

Kid? I'm new here, but an expert on these things.

Trust me. I can tell it's a danger.

[lil_fonic_hym]

...=( I-it is, but...I like being here.

[nojuice4kevin]

No one ever said you couldn't like being here.

[lil_fonic_hym]

But I meant...not everything here is dangerous. Lots and lots of Digimon are really nice. Really nice.

[nojuice4kevin]

Nice things can be dangerous, squirt.

[lil_fonic_hym]

Nuh-uh! I mean...if he's nice to you then he's not dangerous!

[nojuice4kevin]

Uh huh.

And what can he do? Throw rocks? Spit fire?