Will and I would like to apologize if we have said to you, in the last eight weeks or so, that we are "in negotiations" to expand our family. This was said in error, as we really meant we were (chronologically):

• fucking like bunnies
  
• waiting two weeks
  
• peeing on a stick
  
• waiting two minutes
  
• staring at the stick, saying, "do you think..." "I'm pretty ( Read more... )

Another LJ Interests meme results

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While I drink my coffee before getting back to the 500 page book I have to read by this afternoon.

From...assorted people, the first of whom was probably Ryan...

Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have fewer than 50 interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one. If you have ( Read more... )

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1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

( I am only posting this because I love Will's bio so much. )

This is cross-posted from my blog because I want a good long list.

Care to help me compile a list? Leave your choices in the comments. I will add the ones I agree with (which is probably any I have read) to my master list.

• Clive Barker's The Thief Of Always
  
• Roger Zelazny's A Night In The Lonesome October
  
• Neil Gaiman's entire catalog
  
• V.S. Naipaul's ( Read more... )

Nevermind that this movie isn't cast, can't keep a director, and may not even have a script.

Just nevermind and feast your eyes on ( this )

On Wednesday night I had a drag of a cigarette (which was so strong it almost knocked me off my feet) as I toasted my departed friend Karma. Then I took a sip of my margarita, which tasted only slightly better than putting a straw directly into a septic tank. Gee, I wonder what made it taste like that?

In conclusion, cigarettes = gross.

(By the way, all of my quitting smoking posts are going here because my parents read my other blog. So, um, lucky you ( Read more... )