(Happy birthday to me!)

I am tired of fighting with someone I never fight with. Is that possible?

Men are made of glass. I don't think they realize.

I ironed briefly. It was alright.
There's tap water in the fridge to drink.
The electric fan is out. Growing up without a/c makes few things as reminiscent of summer, or as precious, as an oscillating fan. It's soothing and hypnotic; if the heat alone doesn't render you catatonic, the fan will.

On the last day of February a boy is born, but his mother is still in labor. His uncle picks him up while the family is distracted and carries him across the sea. The boy grows up in verdure, tending cattle for his uncle. When he is grown, he returns home to the family he has never known. The first to notice his return is his twin sister, ( Read more... )

irony is how blood tastes.

Saliva is the common coin of the dog world.

I thought it would be nice if dogs stayed puppies for their entire lives. But that would mean a lot of dead puppies some day.

Canada's Lions Gate will distribute [Fahrenheit 9/11]- just in time for July 4. Disney will offer a counterdocumentary called "America's Heart & Soul," with panoramic vistas, soaring music and heartwarming profiles of cowboys, gospel singers and handicapped athletes.

brilliant.

How wonderful it must have been to be rescued by a St. Bernard.