001 ❈ voice / action } new bark town

[nodoubleteam]

My, my. Mother certainly looks quite young for her age. And such energy, too. I'm so glad to hear that old age hasn't worn her down at all.

I'm almost jealous. A shame I haven't inherited those particular genes.

[good morning, johto. today there is a rather sarcastic sounding voice on this network post. there's a bit of a pause before he

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[northerncrosses]

[ wew he mentioned age twice at least. ]

You don't sound too bothered by the heat though.

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[nodoubleteam]

[he's sensitive about his age. and now he's looking nonchalant.]

On the contrary. I've never gone through greater suffering.

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[northerncrosses]

[ jade doesn't look that old okay. ]

And the suffering just doesn't register on your expression, is that right?

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[nodoubleteam]

[he feels old, man. he feels old.]

Of course. I'd hate to worry everyone watching with my contorted expressions.

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[northerncrosses]

[ he'll feel better if he doesn't hang out with kids too much. ]

It's just the heat. Everyone's suffering the same thing.

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[nodoubleteam]

[he's hoping their youthful energy will rub off on him. it's working, for the most part. not really.]

I'm rather sensitive.

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[northerncrosses]

To the heat? [ lifts an eyebrow. duuude how many layers are you wearing. ] Because I'm surprised that you can wear such clothing if you are.

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[nodoubleteam]

I have little choice in the matter. It's a uniform, you see. [shrug. he still doesn't look that bothered.]

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[northerncrosses]

[ she can totally tell. ]

You'll just have to deal with the heat then. Of course, I heard it's always an option to just stay there in New Bark.

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[nodoubleteam]

Not for me, unfortunately. If I sit by idly, my joints might get even sorer than they already are.

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[northerncrosses]

[ there's that age comment again. ]

You don't look that old, you know.

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[nodoubleteam]

Perhaps I have inherited "Mother's" youthful appearance.

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[northerncrosses]

. . . How is that even possible? She's not really your mother. Nor is she mine nor everyone else's.

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[nodoubleteam]

What a cruel turn of events! We're all adopted.

[on a more serious note...]

But indeed, she's not.

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[northerncrosses]

How tragic indeed.

[ flatly. she cups her chin with a hand. ]

But to be honest, it's a bit weird that we all pretty much go through the same thing at the start. Especially with that "Mother" bit.

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[nodoubleteam]

The scenario plays much like a game. [a pause.] But there are stranger things present, really.