001 ❈ voice / action } new bark town
My, my. Mother certainly looks quite young for her age. And such energy, too. I'm so glad to hear that old age hasn't worn her down at all.
I'm almost jealous. A shame I haven't inherited those particular genes.
[good morning, johto. today there is a rather sarcastic sounding voice on this network post. there's a bit of a pause before he continues.]
Now, on to business. I'm Colonel Jade Curtiss, Third Division Malkuth Imperial Forces. Now, that probably sounded like gibberish to about ninety-nine percent of you, which only serves to confirm my suspicions, I suppose.
Either way, there's a bit of a pressing issue that I have to address.
[dramatic pause of dramaticness. surely he's going to ask about being transported to a whole new land! where is he, exactly?! what are these pokémon?! these strange creatures?!]
Is it always this hot? I feel as if I'm about to melt. What dreadful weather for an old man like me. [or not. he sounds completely fine, by the way.]
I'm almost jealous. A shame I haven't inherited those particular genes.
[good morning, johto. today there is a rather sarcastic sounding voice on this network post. there's a bit of a pause before he continues.]
Now, on to business. I'm Colonel Jade Curtiss, Third Division Malkuth Imperial Forces. Now, that probably sounded like gibberish to about ninety-nine percent of you, which only serves to confirm my suspicions, I suppose.
Either way, there's a bit of a pressing issue that I have to address.
[dramatic pause of dramaticness. surely he's going to ask about being transported to a whole new land! where is he, exactly?! what are these pokémon?! these strange creatures?!]
Is it always this hot? I feel as if I'm about to melt. What dreadful weather for an old man like me. [or not. he sounds completely fine, by the way.]