[video post]
[the video starts to play, showing a long History Channel pan of the club’s main floor and bar. Then the camera wobbles in a drunken Irish fashion to focus on Lyle who is looking stoned out of his mind and staring at some fascinating thing that no one else can see. Then the camera jerks and spins Blair Witch style and now shows Neil holding the pointed at himself in the style of a 13 year old on MySpace so both he and Lyle are visible. Yes, it’s pretty gay. Then Neil starts to talk.]
Lyle and I would like to introduce you to our new club! You just... saw it right there. Did you see the pan-around? Well, you'll see it again later.
[He turns to look expectantly at Lyle, who blinks a few times and looks at the camera and then back at Neil] This is so moronic.
[Neil looks annoyed and hisses “just say the line” out of the corner of his mouth. Lyle sighs and rubs at his red eyes] And my line is “It’s in Somni and called…Fire in the Hole, you can’t miss it. Really. So we’re having a huge opening party this weekend, everyone’s invited, even the underage but don’t expect me to serve you. I’m bartender and s’all free, but I make ‘em strong. And DJ Patches over here [gestures at Neil] will be spinning his records for the music, though you might wanna lend him some unless you just want to listen to a lot of outdated stuff.
[Neil looks visibly affronted] They’re not outdated, they’re classic.
[Lyle keeps a vague smile on his face] Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that. Now take the camera and give everyone the big visual tour like you wanted.
[As Neil looks annoyed and begins turning the camera back around. Lyle, while leaning back to stare dazedly at something on the ceiling stumbles backwards and crashes into Neil who yells “dammit Lyle!” as he drops the camera and the video feed cuts]
((both twins will be replying~))