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[nocakestoday]

There was a man once said

When I spread out my hand here today,
I catch no more than a ray
To feel of between thumb and fingers;
No lasting effect of it lingers.

I heard him today, outside.  He didn't have a thing to say to the daisies, no matter how loud they spoke.

We would have had a fine time, but lunch got away--purpled up my face and didn't

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[livedtwolives]

... Dru.

Are you trying to say you're human?

[Late fail, but she's still cursed for Sunday, so yay?]

[nocakestoday]

I've got no heartbeat and no teeth to bite with.

[Definitely yay! Connor might sneak over with ice and Asprin while Angel's not paying attention?]

[livedtwolives]

.... I wonder what curse this is.

Maybe you should avoid doing that today, then.

... I mean, not that it's a good idea to go around biting people on a normal day, but- look, did some guy really beat you up?

[What a prince. <3]

[nocakestoday]

All day today?

He wasn't very pleased. Almost surprised as I was, him.

[harrysbackup]

Hello, darling.

[nocakestoday]

Are we feeling playful, love?

[harrysbackup]

Rather. And it would seem you're feeling warm.

[nocakestoday]

Oh, no. No. You'll find me very cold, yet.

[8percentchance]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who fell in a hole and said--

Fuck it, everyone knows that poem anyway. It's like the one with the Nevermores, everyone had to do a goddamn report on it in tenth grade, only worse because they never get past line two, like, hello, there's got to be more to it--

Fuck, off topic. Anyway, you wouldn't happen to know where I can score a dimebag of pot, because it sounds like you know a pretty good source?

((OOC: he's got the no inner monologue curse!))

[nocakestoday]

Quoth the raven? You've mistaken me for Lenore.

[ooc: Ah ha ha--first time Dru's been mistaken for a drug user. I love it, and that's possibly the best use of the no inner monologue curse ever.]

[8percentchance]

Well, so long as there's no one rapping at a chamber door, I think we'll be fine. By the way, I hope they don't mean rapping like Kanye West, because that'd just be awkward, having to this guy standing outside your door singing about golddiggers.

Shit, anyway, as I was saying. That song was on the radio today, that's all.

((OOC: XD thank you! Sorry, grammar fail!))

[nocakestoday]

Golddiggers?

...Rapping?

[ooc: Of course, and no worries!]

[dreamsofnoah]

...are you missing your daddy too?

[nocakestoday]

Oh, yes. He trapped inside an angel.

[dreamsofnoah]

Is that...bad?

[nocakestoday]

Yeah...

No.

Now he sparks and burns, but he'll hurt me if he escapes. He hurts very well.

voice;

[everheardoftact]

The world is...

Cursed, Drusilla?

voice; (and cursed well through Sunday)

[nocakestoday]

Is it?