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[nocakestoday]

Miss Eden keeps the thumping heart at bay, but I fear she isn't pleased with my company.  She won't eat her cakes or drink her tea.  The little bird misses her family... perhaps I shouldn't have clipped her wings, but if she flies away home, my nest will be empty except for the tick tick ticking.

The clock's got a hold of my tongue...

I feel its

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[valentineluke]

Who?

[nocakestoday]

Eden. She wants to leave. They all leave and die when I forget to water them. I did try.

[valentineluke]

Maybe it's best to find a place with creatures already present and not requiring care. For example: rats living in a home's walls.

[nocakestoday]

I don't like them. They're all twitches.

[teh_alpha_male]

Let her go.

[nocakestoday]

What will you give me if I do?

[teh_alpha_male]

What are you looking for?

[nocakestoday]

A pet. A good one that doesn't bite and swear and argue over tea. The key to shutting up the clock's cogs.

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[eiremagic]

[She's glaring. And glaring. And glaring]

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[nocakestoday]

Eden... don't look so sour. Frowns will ruin a pretty face and cause the fairies to curdle milk. We don't want that... I'll untie you if you promise to eat your cakes.

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[eiremagic]

...fae don't fuckin' work like that.

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[nocakestoday]

[Glaring.]

Watch your mouth. I've run out of soap to clean it with.

[harrysbackup]

...did you kidnap somebody?!

[nocakestoday]

Only a little.

[harrysbackup]

You can't kidnap somebody a little. Where is she?

[nocakestoday]

Now you're all cross.

She's with me.

placeholder! *at work* he's totally gonna try to come rescue her, tho, if that's alright?

[livedtwolives]

... Where are you?

That's fine with me, if it's okay with everyone else. ^^ He might want to bring reinforcements.

[nocakestoday]

Home. Where should I be?

[livedtwolives]

... Well if she knows I'm coming she's gonna er, I'm sorry about attacking you the other day. I was cursed...ish.

[ooc: Back! I'll hit up Buffyverse cellphone posts, and try to snag either Faith or Buffy to come with? Maybe both? How's this gonna go down? Should there be action spam, or will it just be implied that they come and grab Eden etc?]

[nocakestoday]

An apology for me? Good boy. Sit. Stay.

[ooc: Whoo! I'd love a good fight. I mean, Dru's disgusted with Eden and would just about pay to have her gone, but no one needs to know that.]