Snakes on a Plane! by merdeUsernameName of AirlineType of PlaneBoeing 737The ConcordeAirbus A300Douglas MD-83Antonov AN-70Fokker F-28Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jacksondojo1213The insane, snake-wrangling assassinmygypsyeyesThe gutsy pilot who doesn't make itkennyismetalThe nubile, plucky flight attendantgeekriotsThe loudmouthed jerk who won't shut up ( Read more... )

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BITCH I got a for real job!

Thanks Jesse, it's not often I stray far from the metal tree.

You'll never EVER, EVER, guess who I talked to last night. EVER.

Ok, so my mom calls me at like 10:30 and says that my stepdad let the cat out and now they can't find him. SO now it's my job to find the cat. Long story short I come home at ten til 2 in the morning and I start looking for the cat. I wander around for a while until I spot him trying to stealth kill me in my front yard. I grab the littl ebitch and ( Read more... )

I am a bad person and I shouldn't be allowed out in public. Nor should I be allowed to speak or see anybody.

You know, I'm very pleased to be going to San An this weekend (Irena, your patience is appreciated) although things are becoming very tedious for me. I liked it when all I had to do every day was see my friends and Courtney every day. I don't like not having fun all the time, but I guess I should have seen it coming. I feel uncomfortable alot now ( Read more... )

If at any point I thought that things might ever work out in my favor for once, I was wrong. It seems to me that my life is slowly dilapidating into utter and complete worthlessness. I may be exaggerating a bit, but for the first time in a very long time, I feel alone. So much so in fact that it is more then a little depressing. I think I have some ( Read more... )

Ah forget it, I''ve got more imprtant stuff to think about... I'll post tomorrow.