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shady's back
it's been a long year and a half on tumblr. i stopped caring about spelling or grammar, for the most part, and i'm completely burnt out on fandom wank forever. i never want to see another picture of benedict cumberbatch ever again, and i don't really want to think about homestuck that much. it brings up bad memories. the wank was funny at first, ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Ides of March
I'm binding my chest for the first time, and I'm wary that I've fucked it up. -
How to stay awake at nught
DAVE: hey
ROSE: Sup.
-Homestuck
When I was a child I watched Inuyasha on Adult Swim. It came on from midnight to two a.m., and I had to keep myself awake until it came on if I wanted to watch it. I would put my headphones on and sit close to the screen as it cast a gentle glow over my bed, listen to the babble of the television, and shiver in the ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Girl Scouts' Day
Thiiiiiiin miiiiiiiints.
They're like chocolatey, insubstantive cocaine.
Also you can use them to make tiny dessert sandwiches. -
Writer's Block: Do Not Forget
Your too-big army jacket has large pockets, and you keep them well stocked. A chocolate egg, a notepad, gel pens, and sharpies. Jewelry and earbuds. Old Spice is a counterweight to saffron in a glass bottle, and to the charger for your phone. Cash, a library card, and your phone finish the ensemble. -
Wardrobe y u no have clothes I never bought?
I need more slacks I need more slacks I need more slacks. And vests and button downs and I don't know where this sudden and unprecedented desire for formalwear came from but it's driving me up the metaphorical goddamn wall.
At least I've got my hats. Even with nothing to wear them with. -
Eyes Wide Shut is a terrible movie.
There isn't a plot.
The acting is bland.
The cast is eerily homogenous.
It's sexy the way a surgical needle is painful.
It objectifies females and marginalizes minorities.
That's really all there is to say on the matter. -
Alpha kids shipping suspense will be the death of me
They're so darling.
Current ships:
Dirk<3Jake (Unrequited)
Jane<3Jake (Unrequited)
Roxy<>Dirk
Roxy<3Dirk (Unrequited)
So fucked up, everyone is pining after everyone and it's all sad as hell. OBVS THE SOLUTION IS JANE<3ROXY AND DIRK<3JAKE. can't wait to see the post timeskip beta kids. It's gonna be super awesome. As will the FINAL FUCKING ( Read more... ) -
This is an ode to
The bagel apocalypse ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Sh*t Happens
Read about terrible things, read about awesome things, eat good food.