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I SAW THE LAST HARRY POTTER FILM EVER AND NOW I'M SAD, THE ESSAY
All right, before I start to spoil a movie you've known the plot to for four years, I just want to say: if you don't want your film experience to suffer in any way, do not click read more. I repeat, do not click read more, because I will unabashedly spoil everything. Every change they made, one of them which made me squeak with joy, my every ( Read more... ) -
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FINLAND CRUSHED SWEDEN 6-1 IN THE GOLD MEDAL GAME
YOU DON'T GET IT GUYS
6 TO 1
SWEDEN
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
*insert "i'm in a glasscase of emotion.gif here"*
IT'S BEEN 16 YEARS SINCE OUR LAST GOLD MEDAL
I'M CRYING
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Internet is harmful to my ovaries
And I'm of course referring to the Tumblr-esque "MY OVARIES" screech whenever someone aesthetically pleasing appears on your screen. Not radiation.
Let's count, shall we?- The Borgias is starting. I've already seen the leaked premiere and every single promo available. Lucrezia/Cesare is ruining my life with its epicness. Incest say what? And ( Read more... )
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A Haiku for Sigmund Freud A.K.A It's Really Difficult to Count Syllables in a Foreign Language
I made some cookies.
They look like areolae.
I am conflicted.
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Global warming my ass & the impossible Doctor
Can I start this by saying that I'm fucking freezing!? For those who are fortunate enough to live in a decent climate - I'm in Finland. I've always lived here and you'd think I'd be used to the winter here. But nooooo.... It's always a pain in my ass, especially, since it's -20 C at the moment and I'm wearing two pairs of woolly socks, a cardigan ( Read more... ) -
I'm melting....(!)
*insert appropriate gif here*
I just wrote five pages of pure fluff. *shocked silence* And when I say pure fluff, I mean pure fluff. It would rot your teeth from a hundred paces and give you diabetes while at it. It's five pages of Viktor Krum proposing to Hermione Granger during Easter with a jewelled Easter egg and a ring with pink diamonds.
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TV is my mother, teacher and secret lover
Despite the title, I'm beginning to think that TV is inherently evil. It's like the Snake in the garden of Eden. Luring me away from righteousness and... common sense. Because honestly? It's currently 0:34 on a Friday and and I'm exhausted. I want to go to sleep, because I have classes tomorrow and still homework to be done before that. I don't ( Read more... ) -
Not having a life just got cool
Mama got herself a new computer ( Read more... ) -
HOBBIT OH MY GOD
Martin Freeman is Bilbo Baggins.
Let me repeat that: Martin Freeman is Bilbo Baggins. = Arthur Dent is Bilbo Baggins. = Tim from The Office is Bilbo Baggins. = John Watson is Bilbo Baggins!
OH MY GOD, WHAT IS OXYGEN!?!?!?!?!? SHAKING AND CRYING HERE, OH MY SWEET, WONDERFUL WATSON!
And then. Richard Armitage is Thorin. GUY OF FREAKING GISBOURNE IS ( Read more... )