DPP: Not Necessarily the News

[callmeonetrack]

Good job guessing yesterday y'all! Today, I thought it might be fun if we took a look at some recent headlines that included the words "Starbuck(s)", "Apollo" and "fra(c)king" and repurposed them as pertaining to our pilots. :D

Comments

[callmeonetrack]

Ok seriously who's going to write the crackfic where Lee is a (secret?) Justin Beiber fan? :D :D :D :D

[winegums]

I think I did something with that, but it got marked as spam.

[embolalia]

"Increased Frakking, Drilling Leads to Growth"

That is amazing! :D

Also: Did anyone read the Starbuck Probation article? There's totally a Pilots AU in there somewhere...

[callmeonetrack]

Hehe, picturing Kara with millions of dollars stuffed in her clothes.

[onlyariana]

Did anyone read the Starbuck Probation article?

Ha!! Kind of poor reporting though since they *obviously* got the name of Starbuck's lawyer wrong. ;-) I think my favorite part of that article was the mental picture of Kara with cash stuffed into her sweater vest, jacket, pocketbook and tote bag

[callmeonetrack]

LOL. BRAIN TWIN!

[callmeonetrack]

Apollo, Chief remain in limbo -- that has to be a story about their little discussion in Taking a Break from All Your Worries, right?

Also, Buddies rally falls short against St. Cloud Apollo--just makes me think of that crossover or picspam of that Zak Efron St. Cloud movie that I totally thought was about Lee's life story! Hee. (His dead little brother haunts him despite the fetching blonde artist who wants him to move on! ;)

And the idea of Starbuck settling down to open a tea shop is also pretty hilarious.

[winegums]

(His dead little brother haunts him despite the fetching blonde artist who wants him to move on! ;)

WHOA, now I have to make sure I never see this so I don't end up picturing Zak Efron in place of Lee.

And the idea of Starbuck settling down to open a tea shop is also pretty hilarious.

I can't see her as a tea drinker, myself. Unless it was the really strong builder's tea that comes in mugs - the idea of Kara handling a china teacup or setting out scones is....let's just say I spat out some of my own tea at the idea.

[callmeonetrack]

There were several scenes that were reminiscent of canon oddly! We were having fun writing our own fic in our heads (I saw with eugie and aurora_O811)

But that's what makes it genius crack! Why would she open a tea shop? Has to be cover for something, right? ;)

[winegums]

shit I even spelled Zefron's name wrong, canon really did eat my brain lol.

I think it can be so much fun to talk about crossover crack, I'd love to know how you guys spun it out even if you were talking about it in a comment thread and not in a fic proper.

But yes, I can see Kara opening a tea shop with hidden mics planted on the underside of every table, and secret rooms in the back for the Top-Secret Special Spy Stuff.

[winegums]

Bieber’s Hot Show Melts Down Apollo’s Power

Oh lord, that sounds like an invitation to write slashfic (which is gross, that kid is not even legal)

[n_e_star]

I live in a community that has been taking part in the hydro fracking debate so there are "Frack? NO!" signs EVERYWHERE!

[winegums]

lol I wonder if there are other BSG fans among them...though I'm very particular about spelling it f-r-a-k, hee!