DPP: Sexytimes Saturday/Sunday

[callmeonetrack]

 Alright kids, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?

This here ship has been distinctly lacking in the porny business lately. **glares sternly** We have fallen down on the job (and not in the good way), with very low outputs during the last pilots pornbattle and it's been ages since there was a fandom-wide pornbattle to enjoy. All these little

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[rachelmack]

Bless your heart.

[callmeonetrack]

Lol. Hey, is that one of those Southern "Bless Your Heart"s where you really mean "Well, aren't you an obnoxious shit?" ;)

[rachelmack]

Oh, no, I'm Canadian! V. earnest.

[callmeonetrack]

Ha ha. Okay then!

(OT: Someday I'm going to ask you all about how you know Erin from Forever YA!)

[baciami2]

*groans dramatically*

Tara, bb, Tara....grrrrr, I'm spending the day here in Los Angeles with a group of elderly relatives (the YOUNGEST, b. 1934), touring the Getty Museum.

How am I supposed to do this when I've got pilot!porn going through my head ???

Still, you're abso-frakking-lutely right...get those pilots FRAKKIN right frakkin now!

[callmeonetrack]

Lol. Sorry. I'm out running around all day too, so sadly this may be a fruitless plea...sigh. But we've been shirking our fangirl duties lately, I must say!!

[bouncy_nut]

if only I wasn't leaving for Jamiaca in 14 hours! I guess i'll just have to leave this task in all your VERY capable hands and look forward to plenty of naughty pilots upon my retun. Good luck and Gods speed! :)

[bouncy_nut]

i wish I could spell and type at the same time.

*return*

[amaliak]

LOL.
that is all. ;)

A Haiku (in lieu of a muse)

[callmeonetrack]

Oh, sad, lonely post,
So many hours and no porn.
Sexytimes have poofed?