Alright kids, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?
This here ship has been distinctly lacking in the porny business lately. **glares sternly** We have fallen down on the job (and not in the good way), with very low outputs during the last pilots pornbattle and it's been ages since there was a fandom-wide pornbattle to enjoy. All these little ficlets we've been writing are nice and cute and sweet and all...BUT THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SEXY IN OUR ARTILLERY!! WE MUST RECTIFY THIS RFN!
Thus, I dub this Sexytimes Saturday and Sunday and leave you a delightful list of sexy time prompts for you all to go forth and multiply with. Don't let us down! PILOTS NEED US!
PROMPTS:
begging
all tied up
sweating
masturbation (with the other pilot as witness)
licking
oral fixation
non-naked but super-hot sexytimes
spanking
delayed gratification
dirty talk
virgin!sex
blindfold
surprise!underwear
aquatic sex
leather
sex in public
dom/sub
handjob
toys
shaving
mirrors
yes, sir
roleplay
sensory deprivation
wet
or CHOOSE YOUR OWN KINK!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED HELP VISUALIZING:
I want to see this:
And this:
And most definitely plenty of this:
GOT IT?? GOOD! GET TO WORK!