nobody reads any of this shit at this point

I want to apologize to anyone I may have hurt in the past. And I also want to publicly say that anyone can speak to me about anything and I will not judge at all. I can honestly say that I do truly love every person.

My name is Tim.
I'm a silly goose.
I love The Lord of the Rings.
I also love Zach Braff.
But my love for this man cannot compare to Kate's love.
I am therefore giving him to Kate so she can have him as her man slave.
I am whipped by Kate.
Ouch.

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