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In light of your recent penchant for gift-giving, I've prepared a trip for you. We did recently discuss my generous nature when it comes to you, didn't we? It seems my nature has been...provoked.

Pack quickly.

I'll be up personally to collect you within the hour.

I seem to have misplaced something.

ooc: Characters referenced with lots of love. The Clark Kent referenced is not any particular muse.

"We used to wonder where war lived, what it was that made it so vile. And now we realize that we know where it lives, that it is inside ourselves."
-Albert Camus

( Lex stood at the glass wall of his Luthorcorp office, looking out over Metropolis. Looking, but not truly seeing. His mind was in Smallville. )

"...Better to be feared than loved..."