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27 July 2014

Dissociated Press

Derek Shepherd, the Watertown man recently arrested for selling fake smartphones, learned his rather surprising fate at the Coddling County Courthouse on Friday, July 18.  He was sentenced to burn at the stake.  When the verdict was announced, bedlam ensued as protesters rushed the courthouse, signs in hand and chants ( Read more... )

My friend Donna sent this book to me for my birthday (and if you are experiencing deja vu, I hate to break it to you, but paranormal phenomena do not exist. "But, you said Donna sent you Oryx and Crake for your birthday. Hence our light-hearted 'Hey, deja vu!' which you totally ruined by missing the point. Way to go, ya loser. Also, she sent ( Read more... )

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Do the President and Congress need to be sent to bed without their suppers? People are hurting, or will be, because their "representatives" are acting like children who are losing a game of kickball and have stormed off the field rather than see it through. This behavior is unbecoming of public servants who appear on both the national and ( Read more... )

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Courtney Anderson watched her chemistry professor, Dr. Micheal Zehfus, perform a complicated calculation on the blackboard.  When Dr. Zehfus asked the class to explain the theory underlying the procedure he has just demonstrated, she blurted out, "It's dark, evil magic!"  The class laughed; Anderson later mused, somewhat wryly, that "the Twilight ( Read more... )