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no_indoor_voice

12. goddamn fishmen

Mar 19, 2011 19:45

[O hai Vince. Your scary coworker has found out that you live at 1332 Benny Road.

And he's knocking on the door.

More like pounding, really.]

NOIR? ARE YOU IN THERE?

[Enjoy your Saturday.]

tybalt needs to calm down

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numanstan March 19 2011, 23:48:02 UTC

[BRO I AM DOING MY HUR THIS BETTER BE GOOD

answering the door in curlers and a robe]

Yeah?

numanstan March 20 2011, 01:16:21 UTC

I've been here a year. Y'haven't seen nothin' yet.

no_indoor_voice March 20 2011, 01:20:41 UTC

[he sits and ponders this]

no_indoor_voice March 20 2011, 01:21:20 UTC

I'm already getting something of an idea of that.

numanstan March 20 2011, 01:29:32 UTC

Just wait 'til y'die for the first time. Or see a friend die... Y'never really forget it. Sorta sticks with you.

no_indoor_voice March 20 2011, 01:36:17 UTC

[looks away for a moment, and laughs a little bitterly]

Heh...

[looks back at him]

That's how I got here.

numanstan March 20 2011, 01:55:06 UTC

Oh, you're dead back home, then? Sorry 'bout that, mate.

no_indoor_voice March 20 2011, 02:01:50 UTC

It's the last thing I can recall.

numanstan March 20 2011, 15:19:29 UTC

Well, y'might not be, then! Maybe y'just passed out!

[ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE BRO]

no_indoor_voice March 20 2011, 16:29:34 UTC

I don't think you can just "pass out" from having your throat cut.

[staring into space]

no_indoor_voice March 20 2011, 19:17:43 UTC

[seems to clear his head after a moment]

The point is... I'm already very acquainted with death.

numanstan March 21 2011, 02:21:27 UTC

That's awful!

But at least y'won't mind it much when the town kills you, then! [like so many bricks, his tact]

no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 02:34:53 UTC

[loose, indifferent shrug]

Can't imagine I will.

numanstan March 21 2011, 03:10:58 UTC

... Y'know, he might want to live under the pond. Now that he's a fishman and all.

no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 03:22:29 UTC

...this would be-

[his eyes widen. NOIR YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS.]

I HAVE TO CONVINCE HIM.

numanstan March 22 2011, 01:34:54 UTC

[HOLD UP LEMME SAVOR THIS IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN]

If y'want, I'll tell the fish to act well friendly to him, so he won't want to leave!

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