Zer last vew days have been nozhink but trial und trouble. Virst, I am treated to zer explodink light show. Zhen zhere are vhispers of goink home, und ozher, more suspicious vhispers of who und who not to trust, und now all zhis vear und kidnappinks und stealink avay into zer night.

I vill tell you vun zhing, zhis is vhy I came to zer big city, ( Read more... )

I do not underztand zer hostility tovards zer undead zometimes ( Read more... )

Zer tickink has stopped, or razher it has decreazed in volume qvite a bit. All zhanks to zer kitten I vas given zer ozher day. Apparently, his master had no use vor zer poor creature. He did not even give him a nameI zhink I know vhat to name him, zhough. I vill name him after his old master, in memorandum ( Read more... )

Zo, I haf been readink up on all this religion, und I admit I am a little confused. Vhy is zhere vun god whose only name is God? Von't he get mixed up vith all zer ozhers? How vould you be able to tell zhem all apart ( Read more... )

Well, zhat vas an interestink last two days, no ( Read more... )

[tottering around the Square is a small, eccentric-looking vampire clutching a few wrapped packages and what looks like an old-fashioned camera mounted on a tripod, attempting to flag down passing shoppers]Excuze me..-Pardon, could you pleaze ( Read more... )