♪ track 024♪

[no_1_bad_luck]

Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
laughs have been had and
tears have been shed
maybe the whiskey has gone to my head
but if I were gay
I would give you my heart
and if I were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if I were gay
we would swim in romance
but I'm not gay
so get your hand out of my pants!

Comments

[lyra_of_dust]

You're one of the happiest people I know though!

[no_1_bad_luck]

I'm happy today! I'm happy today!

Yeah!

[lyra_of_dust]

So how come you're saying you en't gay?

[no_1_bad_luck]

I'm happy but not gay! ♥

Na na na na na BATMAN!!

[pineapple_pimp]

... You're gay.

[no_1_bad_luck]

(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river

(Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river

(Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man) With all the stength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

HAH!

[pineapple_pimp]

A weakling, weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground!

[no_1_bad_luck]

Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

[bright_shield]

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and gay,
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me today.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming--
It’s alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.

I feel stunning
And entrancing--
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GYUIYFIYDLKJGDBOFGIFHWG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[no_1_bad_luck]

IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

[bright_shield]

Well if you wanted honesty,
that's all you had to say
When other guys do look at me,
I turn the cheek,
I look the other way
For all the flirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You said you'd like another look
But I told you that I'm not that way
For the last time, take a good last look...

I'm not a gay
I'm not a gay
I'm not a gay

What the heck am I singing?!?

[wayto_dawn]

[ooc: srsly, how much do I love you? ♥]