♪ track 024♪
Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
laughs have been had and
tears have been shed
maybe the whiskey has gone to my head
but if I were gay
I would give you my heart
and if I were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if I were gay
we would swim in romance
but I'm not gay
so get your hand out of my pants!
It's not that I don't care
I do
I just don't see myself in you
another time another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean!
'Cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
and if I were gay
I would give you my whole... being!
and if I were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay
so won't you stop cupping my ba-- hand!
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate, with your fist!
You have opened brand new doors!
Get over here and drop... your... drawers!
I'm so addicted
To the loving that you're feeding to me
Can't do without it.
This feeling's got me weak in the knees
Body's in withdrawal
Every time you take it away
Can't you hear me calling
Begging you to come out and play?
So baby come to me
Show me who you are
Sweet to me
Like sugar to my heart
oooh baby
I'm craving for you
I'm missing you like candy--
I suddenly feeling like singing all these songs I don't even know! The last one sounds familiar though and--
YEAH! I'M NOT GAY!
I only love Yuki ♥ ♥ ♥
I like women too!
[ooc; Stephen Lynch's "I'm not Gay" and Mandy Moore's "Candy" ♥]