well my writer's block finally broke.. if anyone's seen any of my surrealism art this'll make sense ( Read more... )

i met a girl, at the beach, with our friend Jack D., jack bonded us together, maybe bond is the wrong word, i sure know how to pick them, i sure know how to joke, but this time i got a warning, she likes games, she likes to make you think, she gets bored easily, im no exception, except for trying, try as i may, try as i might, i won't.

went to a show last night at the whiskey...saw Gatekeeper, Cattle decapitation, throb ritual, and some others...went with rick, charles, edwin, asshole, ewok, and magda. After the show; we later discovered charle's car got towed, and so we all went beaner(whoeverwasn'talready)and fit 7 people in a carrola, which is magda's car; and drove us to get ( Read more... )

One by one ( Read more... )

today was the greatest day of my life(insert sarcasim ( Read more... )

well just got back from my first day of college..wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it would be ( Read more... )

1. Initials ( Read more... )

does anyone read their friends list anymore?

anyone?

these are all jokes by the late great Mitch hedberg R.I.P ( Read more... )

i just got some bad news...tho im about 9 months late; Wednesday, March 30, 2005 The stand up comedian, Mitch hedberg, passed away due to heart failure. For those of you who know not whom this is he's appeared on such movies and tv shows as...

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