SGA: The Hotline (R), McKay/Sheppard.

[laytoncolt]

They kept running these corny little phone sex infomercials that had seemed really pathetic and funny at one o'clock, and somehow had morphed into 'good idea' by three.

Comments

[overchay]

Oh. My. God. I love you. I don't want to know how much crack you took to be able to write this, but you must a have a serious stash somewhere.

I think the saddest (best? maybe best) thing about this is that this is so plausible that it frightens me a little and wishes that I could call the John Sheppard sex line :[

And it's too hard to post a single (or even a couple!) lines and gush over them because this entire thing is positively gush-worthy. Wow. This is just <3 wow.

[laytoncolt]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-)

[amothea]

Hey it's great to see the story all in one post. :) I hope you don't mind me reccing it on my LJ.

[laytoncolt]

Thanks, hun! :-)

I hope you don't mind me reccing it on my LJ.

Hee, I don't mind at all! It gives me warm fuzzies, and it cheered me up from my school induced depression. ::hugs::

[akacat]

[laytoncolt]

Thank you! :-)

[eccentric_alex]

1. PENGUINS IN SPACE!!
2. John working on a phone sex hotline= da good crack

Conclusion: Can I hug you? Or give you chocolate or cookies or something? Please? :D

Oh, and I am so bookmarking this and coming back to read it again later.

[laytoncolt]

Hee. Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it. :-)

[lavvyan]

John looked over his shoulder. "Hey, Bruno, define 'epitome.'"

Bruno looked up. "A prime example of class or type," he said. "A brief abstract, as of a book or article." Then he went back to work.

*cracks up* oh god, that's so perfect!

shame you keep making john quit that sex hotline, though. i'd have love to dial that number. ;)

[laytoncolt]

Hee, thanks, hun! :-)