"This is worse than the time you thought McKay was involved with some government conspiracy and was actually visiting other worlds on his business trips to Toronto."

( ring off )

"No mentioning phone sex, got it? We'll save the story of how we met for the Christmas party."

( the partyline )

They kept running these corny little phone sex infomercials that had seemed really pathetic and funny at one o'clock, and somehow had morphed into 'good idea' by three.

( the hotline )