A lesson for us all

[nix_this]

Dear scandalized cafe lady,

If you didn't want to be exposed to graphic tentacle porn, you shouldn't have been sneaky reading over my shoulder. I'm not the asshole here.

Love and kisses,

Dani

Comments

[_profiterole_]

Mwahahaha! XD One day, she will thank you for planting the idea of tentacle porn into her mind. XD

[nix_this]

lol, if this happens, perhaps it will go like this...

It's two years after her divorce when she realizes that she's alone and doesn't know what to do with herself anymore, aimlessly clicking around on the internet, late at night. As you do. And an inkling of a memory forms in her mind. Of that day in the cafe, when she'd seen something she'd never seen before and hadn't seen since. tentacles, she types into the search engine, bracing herself because she knows enough about the internet that this gamble could pay off in squids or... or... thatAt first the images are shocking and she has to click to web results instead of images. And she sees something. An Archive of our Own. And she clicks. And she reads. And she squirms. But somehow the twist of disgust and discomfort has changed. She's warm. Uncomfortably so. She glances around her darkened bedroom furtively, even though there's nobody there to catch her

[hoosierbitch]

plz marry me.

[nix_this]

WHEN AND WHERE

[tripperfunster]

Also? I totes draw things that are completely not appropriate for public spaces. I make sure that no children can see, and I'm discreet, but yeah, you wanna look over my shoulder, you'd better be ready for some hot, sweet Dumbledore/Filch!

[thalialunacy]

amazeballs

[linaerys]

Awesome!

I was reading hockey porn on my kindle on the subway the other day and the couple sitting next to me started gawking at it and then whispering to each other. But that's what you get!

[gottalovev]

lol! that's what happens when you are nosy. you were just minding your business, so yeah, deal with it lady!

I love love love what you did up there. her whole life changed, it's beautful :)