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nix_this

A lesson for us all

Jul 14, 2013 11:46

Dear scandalized cafe lady,

If you didn't want to be exposed to graphic tentacle porn, you shouldn't have been sneaky reading over my shoulder. I'm not the asshole here.

Love and kisses,

Dani

schadenfreude is schadenfun, all of my life decisions have been good

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_profiterole_ July 14 2013, 18:24:40 UTC

Mwahahaha! XD One day, she will thank you for planting the idea of tentacle porn into her mind. XD

nix_this July 14 2013, 18:59:39 UTC

lol, if this happens, perhaps it will go like this...

It's two years after her divorce when she realizes that she's alone and doesn't know what to do with herself anymore, aimlessly clicking around on the internet, late at night. As you do. And an inkling of a memory forms in her mind. Of that day in the cafe, when she'd seen something she'd never seen before and hadn't seen since. tentacles, she types into the search engine, bracing herself because she knows enough about the internet that this gamble could pay off in squids or... or... thatAt first the images are shocking and she has to click to web results instead of images. And she sees something. An Archive of our Own. And she clicks. And she reads. And she squirms. But somehow the twist of disgust and discomfort has changed. She's warm. Uncomfortably so. She glances around her darkened bedroom furtively, even though there's nobody there to catch her ( ... )

hoosierbitch July 14 2013, 19:16:40 UTC

plz marry me.

nix_this July 14 2013, 19:22:52 UTC

WHEN AND WHERE

rabidchild July 14 2013, 19:24:10 UTC

OMG, I am that lady.

nix_this July 14 2013, 20:06:19 UTC

Isn't your life so much better with tentacles? :B

rabidchild July 14 2013, 20:13:40 UTC

I can scarcely remember a time without them.

nix_this July 14 2013, 20:15:06 UTC

They were dark times, better left forgotten. You're home now ;)

_profiterole_ July 14 2013, 19:50:48 UTC

This is perfection! And to think her ex-husband thought she was too vanilla. *rolls eyes*

nix_this July 14 2013, 20:07:00 UTC

tripperfunster July 15 2013, 02:08:59 UTC

And then she will buy some of these:
https://www.google.ca/search?q=tentacle+dildo&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nVnjUe2kLsTQiwLExYDAAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=769#facrc=_&imgrc=tztDgdzpNxYeRM%3A%3B_dz9OfRg31wq2M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fhectocotyli.files.wordpress.com%252F2010%252F05%252Ftentacletools.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fhectocotyli.wordpress.com%252F2010%252F05%252F28%252Fnot-all-tentacle-beasts-are-rapists%252F%3B905%3B646

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