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Aug 30, 2011 20:28

So, I just got home from work and the thrilling experience of purchasing a new vacuum cleaner ( Read more... )

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alpha_hydra August 31 2011, 04:37:08 UTC
Dicking around on the internets are totally not mutually exclusive, so I feel like your poll needs to be changed to ticky-boxes for a true representation of people's ideas. In that porn=always and internet=always.

:D

I have wooden floors, so no vacuums for me. Although my problems now include mops and floor cleaners that don't strip wood, which are equally as baffling to me D:

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zjofierose August 31 2011, 07:38:34 UTC
hey man, my vacuum cleaner cost that much, and it has been worth every penny. did fucking WONDERS for my allergies.

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elfsausage August 31 2011, 08:08:13 UTC
Porn is ALWAYS the answer.

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awarrington August 31 2011, 12:11:08 UTC
Porn, porn, porn. What else is there?

And linking porn, the internet and vacuum cleaners is always fun. So here's what Google brings up.

So, first website has this question, inviting answers from random passersby (like me):
Hey everyone, is it true that sticking your c0ck in a vacuum cleaner gives the same sensation as a girl giving you a blowjob? I am really tempted to do it, but I dont wanna injure myself. (BTW I'm only 14 so I've never had sex yet - I'm just experimenting). Should I do it or shouldnt I?

On Yahoo answers:
Q: How do you get your dick out of a vacuum cleaner?
A: Turn it off, that will turn off the suction and it should come out, if not call 911 and get a human to help you next time, much more pleasurable, Good Luck!

On a blog:
What can you tell us about vacuum cleaner wounds to the penis? This malady apparently afflicts an informational underclass who think that a vacuum cleaner can simulate fellatio ( ... )

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