Dicking around on the internets are totally not mutually exclusive, so I feel like your poll needs to be changed to ticky-boxes for a true representation of people's ideas. In that porn=always and internet=always.
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I have wooden floors, so no vacuums for me. Although my problems now include mops and floor cleaners that don't strip wood, which are equally as baffling to me D:
And linking porn, the internet and vacuum cleaners is always fun. So here's what Google brings up.
So, first website has this question, inviting answers from random passersby (like me): Hey everyone, is it true that sticking your c0ck in a vacuum cleaner gives the same sensation as a girl giving you a blowjob? I am really tempted to do it, but I dont wanna injure myself. (BTW I'm only 14 so I've never had sex yet - I'm just experimenting). Should I do it or shouldnt I?
On Yahoo answers: Q: How do you get your dick out of a vacuum cleaner? A: Turn it off, that will turn off the suction and it should come out, if not call 911 and get a human to help you next time, much more pleasurable, Good Luck!
On a blog: What can you tell us about vacuum cleaner wounds to the penis? This malady apparently afflicts an informational underclass who think that a vacuum cleaner can simulate fellatio
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I have wooden floors, so no vacuums for me. Although my problems now include mops and floor cleaners that don't strip wood, which are equally as baffling to me D:
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And linking porn, the internet and vacuum cleaners is always fun. So here's what Google brings up.
So, first website has this question, inviting answers from random passersby (like me):
Hey everyone, is it true that sticking your c0ck in a vacuum cleaner gives the same sensation as a girl giving you a blowjob? I am really tempted to do it, but I dont wanna injure myself. (BTW I'm only 14 so I've never had sex yet - I'm just experimenting). Should I do it or shouldnt I?
On Yahoo answers:
Q: How do you get your dick out of a vacuum cleaner?
A: Turn it off, that will turn off the suction and it should come out, if not call 911 and get a human to help you next time, much more pleasurable, Good Luck!
On a blog:
What can you tell us about vacuum cleaner wounds to the penis? This malady apparently afflicts an informational underclass who think that a vacuum cleaner can simulate fellatio ( ... )
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