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So, I just got home from work and the thrilling experience of purchasing a new vacuum cleaner
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Who the fuck spends $600 on a vacuum?!?
And if I refuse to spend $600 on a vacuum, what the fuck do I do with a $400 Costco gift card??
Nevermind, found the $350 option. Which is still ridiculous.
This vacuum had better suck and suck hard, that's all I'm sayin
JFC, the only reason it was $350 was because it was $100 off!!
Does it give happy endings?? Is it lined with velvet? Are there special attachments included?
What am I missing? It's clear the vacuum industry wants to fuck me, I just can't figure out how!
(and this has been another thrilling episode of Dani Runs A Household Errand)
(Stay tuned next week for: But I thought the eaves-troughs were *supposed* to double as planters?!)
Have I ever told you how much I LOVE being a homeowner?
Because I might have been lying through my teeth)
Poll
(REAL TIME TEXT TRANSCRIPT:
Who the fuck spends $600 on a vacuum?!?
And if I refuse to spend $600 on a vacuum, what the fuck do I do with a $400 Costco gift card??
Nevermind, found the $350 option. Which is still ridiculous.
This vacuum had better suck and suck hard, that's all I'm sayin
JFC, the only reason it was $350 was because it was $100 off!!
Does it give happy endings?? Is it lined with velvet? Are there special attachments included?
What am I missing? It's clear the vacuum industry wants to fuck me, I just can't figure out how!
(and this has been another thrilling episode of Dani Runs A Household Errand)
(Stay tuned next week for: But I thought the eaves-troughs were *supposed* to double as planters?!)
Have I ever told you how much I LOVE being a homeowner?
Because I might have been lying through my teeth)
Poll