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If I get 90 degress from Auburn, would they give me a right angle?

Maybe the recent increase in fast food over the last few years, will save social security. Eating fast food causes obesity and other health problems. I'd say mainly in younger people. So, when the baby boomers get up to that social security age, the younger at-risk generation will be diminishing. Will social security survive? Was this the ( Read more... )

Jimmy, you sly fox, you dirty dog, you green bean, you time traveler, you crazy man, you waldo, you sultan of swing, you dawg, you drunken bastard, you ol' devil....you the man, you the man, you the man! Way to go this time! Keep improving! Good job!

So, I haven't head how great Glassford is and how his life is so hard in a long long time...something wrong?

If I owned a gas station, I would rig up the gas pumps so that they never stop on $XX.00. (They would always stop on $XX.01. This way, people who try to make it even will try again at the next dollar..and then the next....and then they'll give up and I'll have two extra dollars.

all you people need more interesting journals..so i can make fun of you

During a dull night, carrying the usual cargo, to the usual spot at the usual time, my plane, the SilverT got caught in a slight thunderstorm. This was ok because I am an expert pilot. LIttle did I know, this strom was just a prestorm to a giant storm of huge proportions. Just then, lighting stuck my plane and i successfully crashed....... on to a ( Read more... )