You can never beat Chuck Norris, you only think you can...and while your thinking, you'll get a roundhouse kick to the face.

Mar 03, 2006 12:00

This is xxoo_dino_ooxx's roommate....

In his previous post, xxoo_dino_ooxx decided to drop all alliances to attempt to rid the world of the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.

This morning his bed was empty with a trail of blood leading from it to the front door, to the gate of our apartment. Then i turned on fox news and saw this..


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fucking ashi_moto up the butt, i would rape ashi_moto

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thedjrob March 3 2006, 20:40:42 UTC
you sir.. just made me laugh... very hard.

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phantaskippy March 3 2006, 21:26:57 UTC
What's great about the TV picture is how dead that reporter is, and she knows it. Those are the eyes of fear.

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chubbyninja March 3 2006, 22:56:06 UTC
if you look closely, you can se that her arm is leading over to chuck...
thats because she is giving him a handjob to keep him sedated enough to keep him from destroying the studio in a roundhouse flurry.

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love_potion9 March 3 2006, 23:33:30 UTC
Serves him right.

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marmaladious March 4 2006, 06:18:50 UTC
I guess thats Chuckarma

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wallynotorious March 5 2006, 06:56:24 UTC
Hahaha! I liked this! Too bad it had to get eclipsed by the azuresorrow epic.

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