This is xxoo_dino_ooxx's roommate....
In his previous post, xxoo_dino_ooxx decided to drop all alliances to attempt to rid the world of the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.
This morning his bed was empty with a trail of blood leading from it to the front door, to the gate of our apartment. Then i turned on fox news and saw this..
serves him right.
UPDATE
According to recent police renderings, the attack looked something like this.