Avast Me Hearties, Yo Ho!

[iam_spartacus]

Hi, i'm a pirate, been one for 18 years now

Comments

[weirdlovemaker]

From one pirate to another:

Keep your mouth shut and quit making us look bad.

[iam_spartacus]

I really don't see how i'm making us look bad...

i'm just stating the truth about every single "ninja" in this community

[weirdlovemaker]

And at the same time, every single "pirate".

Do you drink rum, fuck wenches, yell "arrr", stink, and sail around on a boat?

Come to think of it, I do all of those things. Dammit!

[iam_spartacus]

apparently there are alot of fake pirates here too then, i own my own boat, worked hard for it too

also, i'm a bit of a klepto, i may not pillage, but i certainly steal

[glassballs]

i once killed a man with a trident

[aquariusrogue]

Yeah, I was meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to lay low for a while, find a safe place. You might be wanted for murder.

[buepauls]

i pooped a hammer

[smallwater]

hi. do you like gladiator movies, son?

[love_potion9]

Wooooooaaaahhhh slow down there, pardner.

We may be foul, drunk, and kind of stinky...but we've got a little more class than that.

[shaggy2shuues]

we may have codes of honor, but really, class?

[love_potion9]

Hmmm. Ok, not "Class" exactly.

But still! We're not that harsh...unless provoked...and that wasn't exactly provoked.