well, i'm in toronto with roomate and smith; it's been seethy, drunk, lost, foreign, and at the same time amazingly intoxicating. i apologize if the syntax is not exactly up to par; i'm drinking, and that should be justification enough. last night (i just capitalized the "l" in "last," but then i remembered that i don't capitalize anything) we ( Read more... )

Let me start by simply acknowledging the fact that i haven't written in thirty-seven years. This is not because of any particular change in my life, it is rather because of a lack of self-exploration that was spawned by a psychotheraputic technique which i call "drowning emotions in grain alcohol." I have found ,though, that this methodology is ( ( Read more... )

evening bitches. well, I'm back at school, and it is good to be back with a lot of people that i missed. drinking is also fun, but i've found that, at a certain point, alchohol can become rather counterproductive. so basically, i'm gonna try to chill it out over the next few weekends (i.e. not stumble into any pools). i'd really rather not be the ( Read more... )

Yea, and i mean that in a bad way. Scariest shit of my life. Hands down.

Suck it shaq. Bring on the Spurs, bitches.

Yea, I had my "training" at Costco today. It was so classically monotonous, and each and every little quip reeked of Kroger. We watched this propaganda soaked video complete with "mission statement." The highlight of the day was probably the horror-film-esque video about the "bad employee" who didn't smile at all the customers (god forbid!). That ( Read more... )

Welp, tonight started out normal and ended up classic, in a completely random kind of way. Anthony and I went to see Ian's band, and they were pretty fucking sweet. Nefarious couldn't rap about weed which equaled a one and a half song set. Despues, I came home and Stephanie and I decided to go get coffee. Feeling completely unsatisfied after ( Read more... )

Hecks yea, just completed my last final exam. It took me all of 32 minutes. Suck it class; I'm done with you. The season of inebriation and complete laziness has finally arrived. I'm gonna miss school, but summer should be sufficiently radical. Day one at home: start a band ( Read more... )

thursday nights are fun. i quite seriously think that they are made a significant amount better by the fact that one is required to wake up for class in the morning. anyway, allow me to ramble so that you can vicariously enjoy my thursday night. after an exhausting afternoon of euchre and nip/tuck, i decided that i would suck it up and do my ( Read more... )

fuck me dude. class was 16 minutes ago. actually, don't fuck me. fuck my dumbshit fucking job that makes me feel five and a half feet under after every shift.