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[ninjakitten]

So, uh, hey.  Anyone out there in a position to give me a nice thick glass jar of formaldehyde or similar clear tissue-preservative tomorrow morning?

If the jar part's difficult, I bet we could find one at Goodwill or something...

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[morgie]

I'm sorry, but I have nothing to help you preserve the part that is being taken out. ;)

[roamin_umpire]

As a matter of fact, yes. But... why?

[ninjakitten]

Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Because I want to ask them to let me keep my gallbladder. I can put it on my desk and terrify undergrads.

[yoneko]

I'm vaguely reminded of this Stephen King story:

On a lighter note, King told his audience that when asked where he gets the ideas for his horror stories, he tells people "I have the heart of a little boy. And I keep it in a jar beside my bed."

[roamin_umpire]

Unfortunately, I'm going to be at work all day. But if you can swing by the school (in downtown Albany), I can give it to you. Call me at 463-2247 if you're interested.

[mswae]

I'm pretty sure that, if you ask for it, they'll give it to you in a jar of preservative.

Do you have anyone to go with you yet? Do you have a way to get to the hospital?

[ninjakitten]

I figured I'd walk -- it's only Samaritan, after all. The Boy's going to come after work, so he'll be there when I wake up... not sure what's happening before then.

And I hope they'll give it to me. :)