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[ninjababe]

Via ithildyn and layla_aaron:

Now, this is a good review of an "interesting" novel...

I almost cried from laughing...

Anyway... I took notes!

Comments

[kimuro]

You'd be disappointed, I'm sure. Like the movie trailers that show all the good bits and the rest of the movie doesn't live up to the hype. Or in this case ...

Mulch is good.

[ninjababe]

But... But... Then, if I owned it, I could force others to read it... Mostly by reading passages aloud... :)

Like... Vampire Cop! (really, really bad soft porn)

Or... Elven Bride! (really, really bad anime porn. With Harpt Oooze!)

Note to self: Burn Elven Bride to DVD and bring to next social event and 'share the love' (As Ith says...)

[kimuro]

You know, there is such a thing as "justifiable homicide".

I think these qualify.

[dejla]

It is a hysterical review. And a great lesson in how-not-to-write-sex-scenes.

[ninjababe]

Oh yes indeed! My first ever sex scene was better than that... Mostly because 99% of euphemisms make me giggle! Giggling while writing a sex scene is a bad thing.

I need to refind my two list of euphemisms... One is for genitalia euphemisms... the other, for the word 'said'. I hate using 'said' too much...