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Via ithildyn and layla_aaron:
Now, this is a good review of an "interesting" novel...
I almost cried from laughing...
Anyway... I took notes!
All I care about is getting Gorgeous Mystery Knight’s giant codpiece up my twat in a hurry.
I can be very literal in my imagination, so... Owwwwww!
We continue to fuck doggy-style over the bench for several minutes. . .
OK... so, we're in the middle ages, right? Splinters! Splinters! Splinters! OWWWW!
I pull myself off his cock - my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate…I come two more times when I spin myself around and around on his cock like a top, and take the last few strokes down from the rear.
Propeller sex!!
He grins wider. “Your lady-softness told me herself when she was wrapped round my codpiece.”
The cunt-whisperer!
And, again with the codpiece... Oww!
His erection is enormous - pointing at an almost 90-degree angle up towards his chin - and his glans is sweating buckets of happy juice.
OK... 90 degree straight up? OK... against what? Because, a 90 degree angle? It's like this: L
So, mathmatically? No go! Bad math! Bad!
“lady fingers”
LOL! I'm sorry, when I read this, first thing I thought? "But, they'd dissolve!"
her “volcanic crotch”
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! That could be a new take on science class... "And, next is Timmie, who's going to show off how volcanic eruptions happen using human... I'm sorry, does this actually say genitalia? Timmy?!?"
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All in all, the review is hilarious, and I'm actually tempted to buy the darn book!
Now, this is a good review of an "interesting" novel...
I almost cried from laughing...
Anyway... I took notes!
All I care about is getting Gorgeous Mystery Knight’s giant codpiece up my twat in a hurry.
I can be very literal in my imagination, so... Owwwwww!
We continue to fuck doggy-style over the bench for several minutes. . .
OK... so, we're in the middle ages, right? Splinters! Splinters! Splinters! OWWWW!
I pull myself off his cock - my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate…I come two more times when I spin myself around and around on his cock like a top, and take the last few strokes down from the rear.
Propeller sex!!
He grins wider. “Your lady-softness told me herself when she was wrapped round my codpiece.”
The cunt-whisperer!
And, again with the codpiece... Oww!
His erection is enormous - pointing at an almost 90-degree angle up towards his chin - and his glans is sweating buckets of happy juice.
OK... 90 degree straight up? OK... against what? Because, a 90 degree angle? It's like this: L
So, mathmatically? No go! Bad math! Bad!
“lady fingers”
LOL! I'm sorry, when I read this, first thing I thought? "But, they'd dissolve!"
her “volcanic crotch”
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! That could be a new take on science class... "And, next is Timmie, who's going to show off how volcanic eruptions happen using human... I'm sorry, does this actually say genitalia? Timmy?!?"
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All in all, the review is hilarious, and I'm actually tempted to buy the darn book!