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[nineinchescut]

JESUS FUCK. Why the fuck are you fucking people so fucking irritating? I'm surrounded by whiners, the only person I can stand any more is myself. And possibly Justin, when he's not trying to be my wife

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[justinkinney]

I'm glad you're using your time productively, honey.

Hunter? First of all, cut your hair. Second of all, why do you have to wear your pants like that? It is not cool. You look stupid. One day they are going to fall down. And Michael and Ben need to send you to an orthodontist. I think the word "Dude" went out of style in 1995. And finally, despite popular opinion, Brian doesn't normally go for 17-year-olds, so back the fuck off.

[nineinchescut]

Why, young Justin. So much hate. How refreshing, I didn't know you had it in you. Usually you just have me in you.

I don't think the professor would send his kid to the orthodontist. It might interfere with the "natural progression of his dental maturity" or some shit. I don't know how Mikey deals with that crap day in and day out.

[justinkinney]

Ben is great and all, but every time he talks about achieving self-actualization I just want to fall asleep.

[zenben]

That is a very negative attitude, Justin.

[gusr00lz]

In case you haven't noticed, I'm carrying your son's brother or sister, and, unlike YOU, I care that I'm responsible for a life other than my own. Fuck you, Kinney.

[nineinchescut]

I think there's a cheesecake in Philly that has your name on it. Go sniff it out, Melanie.

[gusr00lz]

Did you run out of guys to worship your dick so you have to fuck with us instead? Get a life.

[nineinchescut]

Oh, Mel, Mel, Mel. You have so much anger. Let it out. I know there has to be someone other than me who irritates you. It's fun, try it.

[hunterkinney]

Justin "My Head Is Bigger than the Sun" Taylor. Brian, don't tell me you find him hot. Gross!

[nineinchescut]

Let's see ... young, blond, tight ass. Spells 'hot' to me.

And, how observant of you to notice how big his head is. Usually he keeps that in his shorts, though.

[hunterkinney]

Ugh! TM to the fucking I!

[justinkinney]

Actually I think his exact words last night were "fucking hot."

[stockwellian]

I'm not surprised that this is coming from you, Kinney.

I don't suppose you can guess who is first on my list.

[nineinchescut]

Your wife, for keeping you sexually repressed?

[stockwellian]

I resent your implications, Kinney.

If we're talking about control within relationships, then perhaps you should take a look at your young man. You're not the first man to be cowed into foolish decisions in the face of blonde hair and pretty blue eyes.

[nineinchescut]

Good thing it's not his face I'm looking at most of the time.

Although it IS pretty, thanks for noticing.

[stillnotkinney]

Em snores.

[nineinchescut]

... and that's about exactly what I expected from you, Theodore. Nice one.

[stillnotkinney]

Well, we can't all be rays of sunshine like yourself, Brian.

[justinkinney]

You know, Ted, I've probably spoken to you like twice in my whole life, but I really wish you would stop staring at my ass.