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I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON WALGREENS.

I was carrying my groceries in, head bent down to avoid the blazing sunlight. Then, SMACK, I ran right into my hippy neighbor's bird fucking feeder. Fuck those birds. And fuck hippies who feed them.

*grumble* I wonder how I can dress this goose egg up to look sexy.

...and took a very amusing ( self portrait )

Me, of course.

I attempted to go the lazy route and wash my truck via an automatic wash. My passenger side mirror is now broken.

I don't think I could rule any harder today.

Early voting 'til Nov 4th.

Issues at hand.

Prop 2 is one that needs special attention.

How pink is it?
Depends on which "it" you're asking about. My favorite "it" is a dark pink, the same hue as my beloved pink flamingos :)

most embarrassing moment4th grade music class. The teacher was having us lay down and draw to the sounds of whale calling. It was quite serene and beautiful until Karen farted. I was mortified. And there was no ( Read more... )

Poll Time to bare all.

Tonight has been wrought with stupidity. Idiocy flying out of the mouths of these learned, trained professionals. These people that spent years in school. These individuals that are supposedly so much further up on the food chain than myself. Man, their mothers must be proud. Sure, they might remember really long Latin phrases for any minute detail ( Read more... )

( Freaky bitches )