Funny thing happened while driving home....

[nimblebimbo]

There I was, stopped at a red light when I noticed a lonely little thing sitting on the corner. Someone had discarded a decent sized vibrator. I began to ponder why anyone would chunk a vibrator out their car window. Did some lucky gal obtain a newer, better vibrator? Was it the victim of a jealous boyfriend? Perhaps a born-again Christian decided

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Hey! Free vibrator!

[zombienought]

I was *so* afraid for a moment that you
were going to say you grabbed it and
took it home, gave it a bath, and it's
wonderful...

Re: Hey! Free vibrator!

[voluptuousvi]

see i would have picked it up and tried giving it to someone as a joke. :)

Re: Hey! Free vibrator!

[nimblebimbo]

No way, there's no telling what kind of cooties were crawling on that thing. *shiver*

Re: Hey! Free vibrator!

[voluptuousvi]

its called a plastic bag :P

but you are right, their could be lots and lots of nasty stuff on it.

[hulaslip]

Was it red? Because I dropped mine the other day.

[nimblebimbo]

It *was* red! Holy crap. Sorry for your loss.

[hyades]

A friend of mine from high school found a dildo in some waste area, painted it coppery green and glued it to a statue in a park.

[nimblebimbo]

THAT is awesome.

[voluptuousvi]

lol

[itzwicks]

You almost make me want to cry in anguish over the rejected B.O.B.

::le giggle::