Funny thing happened while driving home....
There I was, stopped at a red light when I noticed a lonely little thing sitting on the corner. Someone had discarded a decent sized vibrator. I began to ponder why anyone would chunk a vibrator out their car window. Did some lucky gal obtain a newer, better vibrator? Was it the victim of a jealous boyfriend? Perhaps a born-again Christian decided to renounce their dirty ways. My heart went out to the pitiful, rejected toy. The light turned green and I continued homeward, with just one last glance in the rear view.